Monday, December 03, 2007

Sharida for President

For those of you in the know, there is this job opening in Baabda where the Lebanese presidential palace is located. It might be right up your alley if you wish to have go at the Lebanese presidency, because at this very moment Lebanon is presidentless.


Duration:6 years (extended if necessary)

Ruling a small crazy country, following orders from abroad

Good listener, very obedient, good smile in front of the TV, no leadership skills required

Whatever you can get out of it

5+ to 105+ years

Please send 2 copies of your CV to: Bashar@damascus.syria and Condy_rice@Everywhere.usa.

Candidates will be contacted soon. Oh and, no need to be Maronite or Lebanese for that matter.